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| 03/15/2005 7:30 PM |
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over
and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this
is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come
up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
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kizer
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| 10/30/2005 9:35 AM |
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corettaavary
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| 05/20/2011 2:19 AM |
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Really hilarious post...
Here's one more I would like to add....
There were three men stranded on an island. They had been there for a very long time, when one morning a magic lamp washed upon the shore.
The men saw it and picked it up. The men rubbed the lamp and a genie popped appeared. After the genie rose up he granted the men one wish each.
The first man thought about his wish and made it count. After thinking the man finally said, "I wish I was back at home." Then poof, he disappeared.
The second man thought long and hard about his wish. Finally the man said, "I wish I was at home with my family." Then poof, he vanished.
The last wish went to the last man on the island. He looked around and felt very lonely. It took a while to think of a good wish and finally an idea came into his mind.
The third man said, "I wish that my two best friends were on this island with me," and poof, the two other men appeared on the island again. Rolex Watch
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merryrienstra
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| 06/02/2011 11:59 PM |
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The man played exact mind game. It really makes sense. We should think alot before making our wish. Wish can turn from bad to good if we make it right. Even i will add something when i will have something like you guys to share with. Thanks for making nice post.
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francissteiskal
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| 06/14/2011 8:24 AM |
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wilfordcimo
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| 06/23/2011 3:51 AM |
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NinevehNebuchadnezzar
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| 07/14/2011 6:21 AM |
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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The man has a little 1 foot tall man sitting on his shoulder playing a little piano. The bartender says, "ok, I have to know the story behind this". The may says, "well, I found this lamp with a genie in it and got three wishes. My first wish was to be independently wealthy. My second wish was to live a long and happy life". The bartender says, "so... what was your third wish?". The man says, "come on buddy, you don't really think I wished for a 12 inch "pianist" do you?"
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jeffryshartrand
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| 07/18/2011 5:14 AM |
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jorgea
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| 01/27/2012 11:35 AM |
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keke
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