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webby4x4
Forum Admin, Magazine Editor
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| 01/24/2005 6:27 PM |
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IF MICROSOFT BUILT 4-WHEEL DRIVES.....
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the trail for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your 4x4 to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "4x495" or "4x4NT" Group Licenses. But, then you would have to buy more seats…
5. Macintosh would make a truck that was powered by the sun, was much more reliable, was lower geared, had lockers front and rear - but would only run on 10 percent of the trails.
6. The Macintosh truck owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their trucks, which would make their trucks run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general truck default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
11. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft (tm) Gas.
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Rick Webster
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